Easter Egg Craze

Okay guys, sorry it's been FOREVER. I've just been super busy with school, a musical, and Pinterest.
So, today we were dying Easter eggs and I got this idea for an Easter egg. I was going to dye it greenish, let it dry, then tape of a design and then dye it again. Was this a brilliant idea? Yes! But only because I thought of it. ;) Here's a little snapshot of it!

So? What do you think? And just to get you into the mood for the "Easter Bunny," here are a few EGGcelent Easter jokes.

 Q. Why are bunnies so fit?
A. They eggercise

Q. When does Valentine's Day come after Easter?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. Why is the letter A like a flower?
A. A bee comes after it.

Happy Easter!

Quirky Quotes

Ok so it's been a while and I haven't been able to come up with anything good, so I decided to do some quotes that make me smile. :) Enjoy!

"Of all the animals, the boy is the most troublesome and the most facinating" -Apricot Plum

"Secrets, secrets are no fun, unless you share with everyone!" -Lynn Adair

"Celebrate that happiness that friends are always giving. Make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!" -Amanda Bradley

"The only thing worse than a liar, is a bad liar" -Lucy Liu

"Just because your family loves you doesn't mean they understand you." -Francesca Shrapnel

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." -Miss Piggy

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." -Gilda Radner

"Some people don't think that women in the military can kill if the get into a fight. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'" -Elayne Boosler

"I make the best oatmeal-raisin cookies in the world. Well, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies." -Pheobe from Friends

"No wonder Sleeping Beauty looked good... she took long naps, never got old, and didn't have to do anything but snore to get her Prince Charming." -Olive Green

"I can keep secrets. It's the girls I tell them to who can't keep a secret at all" -Brooke Vermillion

"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you later." -Mary Bly

I got all of those quotes from the book, The Big Book of Girl Stuff by Bart King and his five sisters

Friends :)

I have a ton of friends and I call them all "my friends." Well, I was thinking about that simple phrase and something occurred to me. I call them "my friends" so they belong to me, hence the term "my friends." You are probably wondering where I'm going with this. Well my friends you are just like the term my socks or my ice cream. So now whenever I call you "my friends", remember that you are just as important as my socks. :)

6 Truths About Life

My sister sent me another email from one of her friends. This one is pretty funny!

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are now laughing because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post on Facebook about what an idiot you are and then you will tell all your friends about this blog. (I had to change this step because it said to forward this email... but this is a blog not an email.)

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. :)

Hope you liked that one! I did this... Sometimes I wonder if I have a new disease... One that I'm smart but stupid too...

9 Things I Hate About People

My sister forwarded me this funny email from one of her friends. Hope you like!

1. When people who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did you see that?". No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a chance there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved". Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say, "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, smart one, would I still be standing here?